How Was Everyone’s Day Today?

Hey! How was everyone’s day today? You know, even if your day wasn’t all that you hoped it turned out to be, like maybe you were expecting something in the mail that hasn’t arrived yet, or maybe you had a plan for this evening that you were really looking forward to that fell through at the last second in a way that’s totally reasonable so you can’t even get mad about it but you’re definitely disappointed, you should at least be glad that you don’t have salmonella, because that would be terrible. Just ask Martha Stewart! (From Page Six):

Martha Stewart was stricken with salmonella after handling too many Thanksgiving turkeys. The domestic diva told us while shopping for art at Art Basel Miami that she came down with the infection late last month, forcing her to cancel a series of appearances and meetings. While perusing paintings at Lehmann Maupin gallery’s booth — and taking photos of some well-dressed buyers for her blog — Stewart told Page Six: “I never get sick, but I came down with salmonella. I think I caught it because I was handling so many turkeys around Thanksgiving. I was on the ‘Today’ show, I did a number of other [Thanksgiving] appearances. It really hit me hard and I was in bed for days. It was terrible.” But a now-healthy Stewart added there was a bonus: “I lost some weight, though.”

Oh jeez, congratulations on losing all that weight, Martha Stewart, although I bet you wish you had just lost it through a combination of diet and exercise LOLOLOLOLOL. Health really is the most important thing, you guys, and sometimes we forget that until we are reminded, and often by then it is too late. Let’s enjoy these bodies while they still work! Smoke them while you got them! (What?) Incidentally, my day was fine. I ate a salad for lunch, and I watched the Quickfire Challenge from last night’s Top Chef. I haven’t seen the Elimination Challenge, but my friend Max, who is recapping that show for Eater and you should go read his recaps, described the second half of the episode as “The Dark Knight Rises of Top Chef.” Yikes! Can’t hardly wait! Project X! But enough about me, how are YOU?!