Keanu! People Take Pictures Of You!

Keanu Reeves has been appearing in movies and TV shows for almost 30 years, since he was 20 years old, so you would think that by now he would understand that as a public figure people will regularly take photos of him. But I’m starting to get the sense that he just doesn’t realize it. Maybe someone should tell him! Let’s tell him! Whoever smelt it, telt it. Maybe, once he knows, he will decide that life is too short to be concerned with the ravenous consumption of the celebrity gossip community, and he will recognize that out of all the priorities one can choose for one’s life, ensuring that your airport baggage claim photos are polished and flattering is very, very low on the list indeed. But that will be his choice to make once presented with all of the information. For now: HELP HIM, GUYS, WHY ISN’T ANYONE HELPING HIM?! (Via TheSuperficial.)