Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

Look, we could waste everyone’s time with some meaningless hot air ramble intended solely to take up extra space in the universe, or we could just point you to this and wish everyone a happy weekend. I’m proposing this as if there’s some kind of choice, but it has already been made. GOODNIGHT!

After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the Mary Kate Olsen’s Romantic Kiss Caption Contest, and the Editor’s and Associate Editor’s Choice.

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5 Gobblegirl | Nov 14th Score:44

He plays the Semester At Sea boat.

Posted in: Let’s Build A Movie: Romantic Comedy
#4 topknot | Nov 13th Score:48

Gabe writes new WMOAT posts just for her.

Posted in: What Else Does Michelle Obama Get That We Want?!
#3 Frank Lloyd Wrong | Nov 9th Score:52

We can only hope she seeks the help that eluded her poor brother Jason.

Posted in: Let’s Get This Lark Voorhies Train Wreck Out Of The Way Real Quick

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This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

#1 little_otis | Nov 9th Score:-8
Is there something you like about Gabe’s twitter feed?
Posted in: Let’s Get This Lark Voorhies Train Wreck Out Of The Way Real Quick

[Ed. Note: BLOCKED.]

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

Frank Lloyd Wrong | Nov 13th Score:44

That’s a French kiss? I’ve been doing it wrong for years.

Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Mary Kate Olsen’s Romantic Kiss!

[Ed. Note: Congratulations, Frank Lloyd Wrong! You earned it.]

This Week’s Associate Editor’s Choice

  southernbitch | Nov 12th Score:27

i had a terrible misadventure with those “humane” glue traps! the mouse got so stuck on there that i had to drench it in olive oil and pry it off with a butter knife. and then the mouse was so covered in goo that when i tried to put it outside, it just picked up all this dirt and leaves and turned into a mini swamp monster. so i picked it back up and decided to try to give it a bath (because soap and water would at least get all the oil off of him)- but as soon as i put it in the bathtub, it just ran STRAIGHT INTO THE DRAIN OF THE TUB AND GOT STUCK. so there was just this whipping mouse tail coming out of the drain, and terrible squealing noises. a friend had to pull it out using needle nose pliers, which mangled the poor thing beyond repair. so. rather than just quickly snapping its neck with a mousetrap, i basically tortured that little guy for a good hour and forced him to live through “hostel: the mouse files”. :( i gave him a nice little burial in the woods though.


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This Week’s Editor’s Choice

  An American Patriot | Nov 13th Score:15

HEY, I’M still fucking HERE, buddy.

Posted in: The Word Of The Year Is “GIF”