“OK,” you are probably saying, “this is admittedly over the top and that sure is a LOT of Human Centipede tattoos for one person to have on their back, and the infographics for how the surgery is to be performed is new. But I have already seen plenty of Human Centipede fan art on Etsy or whatever, and it’s 2012, man. This is old news. No one is talking about Human Centipede anymore. We have all moved on.” Uh, yeah, I know, MY POINT EXACTLY. Tattoos are forever, guys. I really wish you would start being a little more deliberate in choosing yours. Your body is a wonderland. A scary, disgusting, laughable wonderland.