Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

  • A new Oz: The Great and Powerful poster has hit the ‘net and everyone hates it because it is terrible. -SlashFilm
  • Max Silvestri is recapping Top Chef for Eater again this season and every line of his first recap is such a good line you have no idea. Just the best. (Especially the 2 oddly sincere ones. CAN YOU FIND THEM?) -Eater
  • Have you ever wondered what Benedict Cumberbatch’s last name means? No? Well! -RadioTimes
  • Tim Heidecker put together a list for a fake 24-hour discomfort film festival for A.V. Club. What movies would YOU play for YOUR fake 24-hour film festival? Answer mandatory. Does not have to be discomfort themed. I would play the final scene of Brown Bunny over and over and then for the last hour I’d play some of I Am Trying To Break Your Heart. -A.V.Club
  • Mark Wahlberg is for sure going to star in Transformers 4 THANK GOD. Michael Bay says he is “the perfect guy to re-invigorate the franchise and carry on the Transformers’ legacy,” which makes me upset for some reason. -Vulture
  • Were you looking forward to Lindsay Lohan’s interview with Barbara Walters? WELL. -Dlisted
  • David Wain said something else about the Wet Hot sequel that is not “we are making it currently and it will be out soon.” -LaughSpin
  • FilmDrunk has put together the 10 most obvious oscar bait film tropes. Vincent Gallo is not on the list? Possibly because most wouldn’t define him as a troupe, but still an oversight I think. -FilmDrunk