“Michelle Obama” – Lil Debbie (Feat. Riff Raff)

Presidential tint, Michelle Obama. Frozen femurs in your freezer, Jeffrey Dahmer. WASSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP? Today we are all Americans and it is time to put whatever whatever behind whatever but I just want Riff Raff to dance on Donald Trump’s grave. Can we please just all agree, as purple statesmen or something, that Donald Trump stinks and it’s time for him to put his money where his mouth is? I don’t mean that as the traditional colloquial expression, but rather that I would like him to literally take all of his money and put it in his mouth so that his mouth cannot make any more sounds. I want to make a reality show where Riff Raff and Donald Trump are forced to live in the Trump Tower together and then Riff Raff invites Lil Debbie to move in and then the two of them vote Donald Trump out of the house but Donald Trump is like “those aren’t even the rules, why does she get to vote?” and Riff Raff is just like, “shut up, Donald Trump,” and he is forced to pack his knives and go and it is the highest rated episode of television in American history but also the last time anyone sees or hears anything about him. Right? Who do I talk to about making that happen? Chris Abrego? This all, of course, is speculative and based on the assumption that President Obama hasn’t appointed Trump the Secretary of Crying. (Via SkeetOnMischa.)