BREAKING: Daniel Craig Is A Big Fat Baby

Quick question: Who’s the biggest, fattest baby you know in the whole entire world and also the universe, and also Heaven and Hell? Think about it for a second before you answer. Like, I guess it would help to think: What are the qualifications for being a big fat baby? Run through those in your head first. You’d have to be HUMONGOUS, first of all. Like, completely giant. And you’d have the have like the biggest baby brain and wear the biggest diaper in pretty much the entire world. Anway, so, do you have an answer? Did you come up with this one, from Movieline:

In an interview with Yahoo! Movies U.K., the Bond star said he was moved emotionally when he heard the first notes of Adele’s ballad. “I cried,” he said.

“From the opening bars I knew immediately, then the voice kicked in and it was exactly what I’d wanted from the beginning. It just got better and better because it fitted the movie. In fact the more of the movie we made, the more it fitted it.”

“WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH” – Daniel Craig, I bet. Hey, Daniel Craig, here’s a question: Do you think Nic Cage cried when he heard “Iris,” the City of Angles song, by the Goo Goo Dolls for the first time? Do you? Because that song is pretty sad and it worked incredibly well with that movie. Do you know that it worked so well because the Goo Goo Dolls actually wrote it after they saw a screening of the movie? I saw them talk about it on TV once. It kind of ruined it a little, known that it was written specifically for the movie, but it is still a good song and you can definitely interpret it to mean other things. Do you like that song? Have you listened to the new Fiona Apple album? I think you would like it. Have you ever listened to this song? Really sad, right? Have you heard this one? (Or this LCD Soundsystem song? A lot of times the songs that don’t necessarily sound sad are the ones that are the saddest.) Sometimes it’s nice to listen to sad music and cry, even if you aren’t that sad. Want to come over? I have so many songs I want you to hear! This is going to be so much fun!!!