The Powerful Inspiration Of Chet Haze’s 8th Grade Yearbook Page

“The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the whole world he doesn’t exist.” – Kevin Spacey, The Usual Suspects

“Boxing is about following a dream nobody sees but you.” – Million Dollar Baby

“Keep your friends close but your enemies closer.” – The Godfather

“Writing yearbook quotes is like the new…..not writing yearbook quotes.” – Me

“I got more rhymes than Jamaica got mangoes.” – The Beastie Boys

“And then they made me their chief.” – Johnny Depp, Pirates of the Caribbean

“You’re Abe Foreman…..Sausage king of Chicago?” – Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

Celebrity children really are just like us. Remember how we all had a full page spread in our 8th grade yearbooks? In which we posted grandiose, Machiavellian quotes about power and control? Youth is wasted on the WEAK. (Thanks for the tip, JJ.)