Duh Aficionado Magazine: Children Are Stupid

Ugh. Kids. So dumb. No duh. NEWS AT ELEVEN! Hahahah. BREAKING. Here is the real news story, though: How is it even possible that kids are still daring each other to do things for a dollar anymore anyways? The New York Times should do a 14-week Pulitzer award winning series on THAT. You literally cannot buy a pack of gum for a dollar. Lick the entire subway railing for 10,000 holodiscs brought to you by UnderArmor? Maybe. But a dollar? The fuck out of here. PayPal it to me. I know the children are our future and we should teach them well and let them lead the way and show them all the beauty they possess inside and give them a sense of pride, but not if they keep it up. (Via Gothamist.)