Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

Good news, everybody: Bam Margera’s herpes sore that he claims to have gotten when a naked woman broke into his house and masturbated in his bedroom before being arrested has cleared up. OH THANK GOODNESS. I just feel like it would be very difficult for any of us to even enjoy this weekend while Mr. Margera’s health was up in the air due to the very normal and seemingly legitimate thing that he says happened to him. It’s extra scary because of how believable it is. But that national nightmare is over now, and so we can enjoy ourselves. What are you going to do? I’m going to sleep! From this evening until Monday morning! No interruptions! I just want the weekend to be over already so that we can all hang out again next week! See you soon, goodnight!

After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the Alien Facehugger Bong Caption Contest, and the Editor’s and Associate Editor’s Choice.

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5 ya | Sep 25th Score:34

I guess I have to change my password now.

Posted in: The Perfect Crime: A “Trick Question” On Million Dollar Money Drop
#4 topknot | Sep 26th Score:38

Scenario 4: These kids always look like this and Breaking Bad ripped them off.

Posted in: When To Dress Your Kids As Breaking Bad

Brandon Moskal | Sep 24th Score:41

When asked why they didn’t show up, the Olsen Twins rep responded, “No Comet”.

Posted in: The Complete Cast Of Full House Reunited!
#2 R2D2, Esq. | Sep 27th Score:45

Not cool, Gabe. I have relatives who DIED from being sick.

Posted in: No More Questions From Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Please!
#1 Joaquin | Sep 27th Score:50

I’m Still Here.

Posted in: No More Questions From Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Please!

[Assoc. Ed. Note: Hahaha, ahhh, good job this week! All of these are very good. Very creative. Not to play favorites, but I’m especially taken by R2D2, Esq.’s comment this week, and that one is my favorite out of these five. But everyone else is only slightly under that one. You’re all great. What a great group. You guys. Love ya.]

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

#1  dailydealupdates | Sep 27th Score:-12

Damn, a day after Gawker was a month after @dogboner.
U slow son

Posted in: Follow Nancy Grace On Twitter!

[Ed. Note: What? Is it just me or are these lowest rated comments getting impossible to even understand anymore.]

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

  brittadictarnold | Sep 25th Score:31

In space, no one can hear Dark Side of the Moon sync up with the Wizard of Oz.

Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Alien Facehugger Bong

[Ed. Note: Congratulations, brittadictarnold! You earned it.]

This Week’s Associate Editor’s Choice

  heimaey | Sep 27th Score:6

Boys are weird and HOT.

Posted in: This May Look Like Fun, But Please Do Not Do It

[Assoc. Ed. Note: Oh my god, heimaey, don’t even get me started.]

This Week’s Editor’s Choice

  ya | Sep 27th Score:32

It’s always surprising to me that someone whose sole position on things is supposed to be “I hate baby-murders and kidnappers and rapists,” can still be so damn unlikable. That is literally the easiest possible thing to believe and still be liked. Nancy Grace is truly a special brand of horrible.

Posted in: Follow Nancy Grace On Twitter!

[Ed. Note: Ya has been commenting since January, and yet somehow this week he/she really seems to have bolted out of the gate. He/she had numerous insightful/thoughtful/and/or/funny comments this week including the one here and one in the top 5. Pay attention, guys! Take notes!]