Kids Trying Ice Cream For The First Time

This video shows us nothing we do not know. No duh, ice cream is delicious. Everyone already knows that! It doesn’t even make me wish I could go back to the first time I tasted ice cream and experience it all over again because it doesn’t matter, it’s great right now, for the one billionth time. This little bit of viral marketing is basically Super Size Me 2. Ugh, that movie. If only Morgan Spurlock had actually died making that movie. Not because I wish him dead, but just because THEN the movie would have been kind of good. Whoa! He died? That’s nuts! Instead it is just a man noticing that he gets fat when he eats McDonald’s for every meal. Hey man, I could have told you that and saved you all the trouble! If they wanted to make this video interesting they would have taken it to its logical (haha, “logical”) extension and continued to feed these children ice cream until the smiles faded and blisters began to form on their lips and tongue and their skin turned sallow and goiters began to form on their necks. Now THAT is a video! I scream, you scream, we all scream for that terrible video!