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This May Look Like Fun, But Please Do Not Do It

NOOOOOOOOOOO! I know sometimes you watch other people do something totally dangerous and unnecessary and they pull it off and you think, “Well, that looked like fun and they didn’t get hurt, so why not give it a shot!” (“If Bucky Lasek can do a 680°, why can’t I?”) But please just trust me that if you do this thing where you strap yourself to an excavator and have it flip you around a yard full of rocks and, I’m sure, broken glass, YOU WILL GET INJURED AND THEN DIE. Life isn’t this fun! Life is scary. Do not do this. Ok. Good talk! Have a good, safe day! (Via reddit.)