This Seems Like A Legitimate Party

Fun party! I think my favorite thing about this party is how safe it is. If anything it’s almost TOO safe. A lot of times you will go to these parties and maybe a fight will break out, or someone will hurt your feelings, or the music is bad. But at this party you just go, you have fun, strike up a conversation with someone new, tease a tiger, scream, poop your pants, lose your only child to the teeth, laugh, and get home before dinner. Fun!!! (Via TheDailyWhat.)