Just When You Thought Everything Was Fine With Ange And Jen

I don’t know, guys. It’s like sometimes I don’t even know if the world is ever going to be ok at all. Do you ever feel like that? I don’t want to go into this day on a huge bummer, but it’s hard to get around feeling that way right now and I can only write what I feel. Like, for instance: wars exist. For another instance: Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie just CANNOT seem to get their shit together, according to sources who definitely know what’s up. Ugh. I THOUGHT THEY DECLARED PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST? From Hollywood Life:

“Since Angie can’t say anything straight to Jen’s face, Jane [Ed. Note: Brad Pitt’s mom.] [Ed. Note: Sry if that was condescending, I’m sure you knew.] is the next best thing,” an insider told Star. Jen has been over the moon since her Aug. 10 engagement to Justin Theroux, but arch-nemesis Angelina doesn’t have any messages of support for the former Friends star.

“After Jane offhandedly mentioned how thrilled she was for Jen, Angie said, ‘Please! She’s pathetic! But, hey, it’s about time. Sure hope it lasts, but don’t get your hopes up. Justin’s going to dump Jen,’” revealed the insider. “Then Angie made some snide comments about how she’d believe it when she saw it, in regards to Jen’s wedding — making it clear that she thinks Jen is a pathetic, neurotic mess.”

The friend adds that Angie knew full well that Jane would tell Jennifer. Another source confirms, “Jane went running back to Jen to report Angie’s comments, and that sent Jen into an emotional spiral.”

Hahaha. Who is this source, DAVID SEDARIS? (Because of how perfectly the dialogue is remembered for sure, and also because of how much I love this source.) Who do you think the source is? Brad Pitt’s mom’s maid? Brad Pitt’s mom’s couch? BRAD PITT’S MOM? Who cares. All I know is that everything the source said is right, and that if we ever want all of these people to be TRUE friends we’re just going to have to PRAY HARDER. (From Celebitchy.)