Look, it’s not like we don’t recognize that the site has been pretty politics-heavy today. We totally recognize that. But that’s what’s going on! Labor Day is now ended and we are all back at our desks, and the general election for president of the United States is just a couple of months away, and everyone is losing their minds. Or, at the very least, everyone is talking about this as opposed to filming themselves jumping on a trampoline with their shirt pulled up over their face so that they cannot even see the edge of the trampoline or the relationship of their face to the ground. It’s just politics politics politics. Snooze snooze snooze. And yet, as Donald Rumsfeld once famously said, “We go to blog with the posts we have, not the posts we want. Also I am a war criminal!” And so here we are. Tanned and rested and already exhausted by the video we haven’t even watched yet of Victoria Jackson playing a song called “There’s A Communist in the White House” on her ukelele.
I obviously don’t really understand how the electoral college works, but can we vote her off the island in November? (Via BoingBoing.)