Perfect Motorcycle Imitation With A Can

You can’t always predict what your “thing” is going to be. Like, are you going to be the guy who never has his shoelaces tied, or the guy who can almost always guess what time it is without even looking, or the guy who tells the same story over and over and always has to finish it even if you tell him that you’ve actually heard this story from him before? Maybe! Who knows. Maybe you’ll even be “the handsome guy”! Wouldn’t that be something? You can try to plan it, sure — set out to be the guy who is known to always tell the same story at every party, but then what if a topic that would lead into the story never comes up? Or what if you forget?! Your plan would be ruined, and then what would you be. (The guy with the ruined plan!) (And nobody wants to be that guy.) But then sometimes you’re a guy who can just do one thing so perfectly that there is no way you could or would ever be known as anything else. Sometimes you’re a guy who can make a motorcycle noise with your face on a can.

So perfect. I have never heard a more perfect imitation of a motorcycle done by someone with their mouth on a can in my whole life. You got this thing, guy — and you deserve it. (Via ViralViral.)