“Great Job” On The Birthday Surprise, Everybody

What, you feel smart now? You feel funny, like a big funny smart guy? You have the comedic upper-hand now that you’ve surprised and made a fool of someone ON THEIR BIRTHDAY, just when they were under the impression that they were surrounded by people who they could love and trust? Finally, they thought, after years of hard work they could now — at least in this one moment — let the guard down and just be happy around the people they love. But nope. You showed him. Oh, bravo. BRA-VO, you guys. I really don’t know how you managed to pull this one off, catching someone completely off guard in a sensitive, happy moment like that. How did that not see that coming, right?! Ha-ha-ha, what a big dumb-dumb. HA-HA-HA! At least now he’ll know to never trust anyone at one of his birthday parties ever again. Ugh. You people make me sick, with your stupid scary birthday surprise. How dare you. On this guy’s god damn birthday.

Though, knowing that birthday boy David Banks works with explosives and pyrotechnics, it’s not, like, a BAD cake prank? You know? Like, I do get it. He works with explosives and then his birthday cake exploded. It’s kind of a good one, actually. It only would have been better, though, if the exploded cake got all over his face. And then maybe his hair caught on fire only a little, and was a little smokey? He’ll have another birthday, you guys have a year to figure this one out. Good luck! (Via ViralViral.)