The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Lost Themed Nursery

This is a very nice and soothing nursery that any infant would love to have as its new post-womb home, obviously, and maybe even fitting because maybe it’s like the plane was the womb and then the island was life?, and when the plane crashed that’s when everyone was born?, and everything they remembered from before the crash were things their plane parents talked about while they were in the plane womb? Right? That is a good theory, but we’ll never know if it’s right, unfortunately. But one thing that we will be able to know for sure is what is your caption for this nursery?! All I have is “smoke monster, smoke monster, wherever you may be take this child of mine far away from me!” And that is just a fumbled Labyrinth quote referencing the only thing I know about Lost, so do NOT look to me for any help.

Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters Ball and the ability to build their child’s nursery into whatever scary nightmare they wish. (Via Buzzfeed.)