Barack Obama Secures Powerful Jessica Alba Endorsement

Tough break for the Romney campaign. After months of speculation that this would be one of the most closely contested elections in American history, it looks like it’s all over but the crying. America runs on Alba. In related news, Jessica Alba revealed to the press this week that “bubble butt runs in her family.” She’s our true First Lady. USA! #Twitter #Obama2012 #BubbleButt #PaulRyan2016 #DunkinDonuts (Promoted) #Balloons