Sometimes Things Aren’t As They Seem

Sometimes things aren’t as they seem. Sometimes you think you’re walking into a hair salon for humans, eager to get a fancy new trim, only to find out that you are in a hair salon for dogs and cats. What! And it looks exactly like a hair salon for humans, oddly so, like you’re not sure why they’re trying to make this look like a human hair salon unless they’re TRYING to trick people, except for the fact that it has a name like “Ruff Ruff Hair Salon” that you missed somehow. Sometimes you buy a dress without trying it on only to take it home and realize it is actually a romper, again. Sometimes you think soup is going to be hot but then, what do you know, it’s cold! Cold soup. Sometimes you think you aren’t going to like the new Batman movie because first of all three hours is way too long for a movie and second of all you don’t like action movies and you don’t care about Batman, but then you like it a lot! And sometimes you see a bloated body floating in the Susquehanna River, clearly dead, only to find out after the police and coroner arrive that hey wait a second is he moving? …I think I see him sitting up?!

That’s just life! Sometimes you find a dead man in the river, only to later figure out that he is the most full of life man you’ve ever met and all he was doing was trying to feel like he was floating on a cloud on a hot summer’s day, until a dragonfly landed on his nose. Sometimes things aren’t as they seem! (Via WNEP.)