Hey, Surprise! We’ve Got Some Surprises In Store! Don’t Faint!

As Gabe mentioned, I was away on Friday. And now that I’m back on Monday, GABE ISN’T HERE! Are we the same person? Maybe! It’s possible, but I’m not going to tell you yes or no. That’s your jigsaw puzzle. What I will tell you, though, is that Gabe is actually going to be gone for a few days, and in his place we’re going to have some fun guest writers! DO NOT FAINT IN SHOCK AND EXCITEMENT! It’s Monday and you do not want to start your Monday out with a faint. It’s going to be really great, though. I’m very excited. Today’s guest is going to introduce herself shortly! You can watch people faint until then, or you can do honestly whatever else you want in the whole world. It’s a free country. Do you. (Via BIOTV.)