Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Top Comments

It’s funny how quickly you get used to things. Like, when you get a cold or the flu and you just cannot even remember what it was like to be a healthy, normal human being. And then when you get better the same thing happens in reverse. Normal is the new normal, I guess. For two years I wrote this website entirely on my own and it was a nightmare, but also that is just how things were and there were no two buts about it. Now Kelly has been here for over a year, and today she had a much deserved day off, and I nearly lost my mind. WHO WAS THAT MAN WHO DID THIS ALONE? Have you ever had an experience like this? Leave a comment about a time where you got to a new place in your life and could hardly even imagine what the old place had been like. Just kidding. It’s the weekend, man. Get out there and enjoy yourself! This is for the birds!

After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the Brad Pitt And His Stunt Double Caption Contest, and the Editor’s and Associate Editor’s Choice.

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5  lawblog | Aug 6th Score:50

Congrats, Gabe!

Posted in: NASA Scientists Celebrate The “Curiosity” Mars Rover Landing
#4  Dr. Feelgood | Aug 8th Score:53

“I could’ve eaten those, asshole” – 1.4 billion people

Posted in: This Is Just A Great Visual Metaphor For The Epidemic Problem Of Global Poverty
#3  werttrew | Aug 7th Score:53

I saw this ad and was trying to find it online so I entered in “Ragu Child Sex” in the search bar and so now I’m going to jail bye guys.

Posted in: Ragu: For When Your Parents Are Getting It Wet
#2  Frank Lloyd Wrong | Aug 6th Score:53

Poor, sweet, ugly, split-pea green Pontiac Aztek. May you join the Crystal Ship in the great junkyard in the sky:

Posted in: Breaking Bad S05E04: Mr. Hat’s Got His Hat On Again
#1  truckasaurus | Aug 7th Score:63

Ragu leads to Prego.

Posted in: Ragu: For When Your Parents Are Getting It Wet

[Ed. Note: Just to clarify, that is NOT me. I do not work for NASA and have no affiliation with NASA. Personally I don’t even think that looks like me, but in any case, this should put to rest any confusion over whether or not that is me and I work at NASA. It isn’t and I don’t.]

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

rejectedjeffdunhampuppet | Aug 9th Score:-22

Posted in: Who Should Play Alf In The Alf Movie?

[Ed. Note: People did not like this comment for some reason! The hell with this comment!]

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

  fondue cheddar | Aug 7th Score:47

“You wanna double date?”

Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It Contest: Brad Pitt And His Stunt Double

[Ed. Note: Congratulations, Fondue Cheddar. You earned it!]

This Week’s Editor’s Choice

  djfreshié | Aug 9th Score:12

damn, ayo how do I share my shirtless pics argh this is weak, son. Sorry

Posted in: Maybe We Actually Should #GETHAZED

[Ed. Note: DJ Freshie had some trouble in the comments this week, but you can’t blame him for trying! Consolation prize.]