Ragu: For When Your Parents Are Getting It Wet

If you walk in on your parents having sex, just go downstairs and shove some pasta in your face. Don’t ask any questions. Whatever you do, do NOT have a conversation with the people raising you. They don’t want to talk to you anyway. They just want to fuuuuuuuuuuck! “Make me feel good!” That’s your mom. “Make me some pasta!” That’s you. It’s called the circle of sauce and we’re all a part of it. (Via Adweek.)