Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

  • Here are some photos of rap albums with Aziz Ansari’s face photoshopped into them. I hope it cheers you up momentarily because your heart is about to be BROKEN! -HighDefinite
  • Ok, are you ready? Sit down and put something in your mouth to keep you from biting down on your tongue. Ok. So. The Great Gatsby’s release has been postponed until next summer! Ahhhh, nooooooooooo! How could they dooo thissss! -Vulture
  • Lavell Crawford, AKA Saul Goodman’s bodyguard Huell in Breaking Bad, is also a comedian! Who knew! Did you know? It’s possible that you knew, but I did not know. Anyway here he is! -Uproxx
  • Speaking of people from TV doing things on stage, Jessica Paré, AKA Megan from Mad Men, performed “Just Like Honey” and a few other songs with Jesus and Mary Chain over the last few nights. Zoobie zoobie zoo, indeed! Right! -Stereogum
  • Judah Friedlander says he’s been told that there is going to be a Wet Hot American Summer prequel and he is going to be in it and it is going to be filmed in January. What? Maybe he was confused. -ColumbusAlive
  • So did you guys see Total Recall this weekend? Probably, right? Was it better than the original? Some people say yes! But then also some people say no! What do you think?! -TheWeek
  • Speaking of Total Recall, “From an entertainment point of view, I think three breasts were more interesting than four breasts.” WHO SAID THIS QUOTE?! Guess guess guess! It’s easy to guess because of how I introduced it with “speaking of Total Recall“! -FilmDrunk
  • Here is a man who is against marriage equality lighting himself on fire by accident while protesting outside of the General Mills offices. Cute! -HyperVocal