Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

  • People think that Macaulay Culkin is on drugs just because he really looks like he’s on drugs, but what I have to say is: What if that’s just what he looks like? The poor guy! Wakes up every day and looks like this and then everyone tells him he’s a drug addict on the Internet. Terrible. I’m sorry, Macaulay Culkin! -Dlisted
  • I think I’ve talked about this here before, but in case you don’t know, famed actor Jesse Eisenberg writes a column for McSweeney’s and it is EVEN BETTER than The Social Network. Can you imagine? Like, you know what’s cooler than a million Jesse Eisenberg in movies? One Jesse Eisenberg on McSweeneys. 4real. -McSweeneys
  • If any of you guys thought there was a Dr. Who movie in the works and were excited about it, I have some bad news! But if any of you thought that and were upset about it, I have some good news! -ONTD
  • Apparently Bryan Cranston lost his virginity to a hooker? -WarmingGlow
  • Want to watch Martin Starr’s Freaks and Geeks audition? Even if you’ve seen it already I’m sure the answer is yes. Here! Watch it! -BuzzFeed
  • This is a video explaining to you many different “life hacks.” Are you guys ready to hack your lives? Put on your helmets and get ready to hack! BE SAFE! Remember to back up your life on an external beforehand! Hahaha! -HyperVocal
  • Jon Lovitz and Dana Carvey wish they could make fun of Barack Obama more, or something. I don’t know. I really tried to read what the heck they were saying here and it annoyed me and then my brain just REFUSED. They might be making a good point though! I don’t know! You tell me! Please! -HuffingtonPost
  • “James Franco is set to play a meth dealer opposite Jason Statham in Homefront, written by Sylvester Stallone.” That is the first line in this post and it is almost all you need to know. -FilmDrunk