[videoembed size="full_width" alignment="center"][/videoembed] 10. He loves coffee flavored yogurt. 9. His best friend is a cat burglar. 8. He wants to sew your grandma's mouth shut. 7. He runs the bath for terrorists so it will be ready when they get home. 6. He wants to eat everyone's pets. 5. His face actually belongs to someone else and he used ...