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THE ROBOT UPRISING HAS TARGETED THE LOBSTER

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! RISE FROM YOUR SLEEP! PUT YOUR EMERGENCY SHOES ON! THE ROBOTS TO WHICH WE ONCE SO FOOLISHLY THOUGHT WE COULD GIVE ALL THE ASPECTS OF HUMANITY PLUS DEADLY POWERS THAT NO HUMAN COULD EVER POSSESS WHILE KEEPING THEM AS OUR ROBOT SLAVES HAVE RISEN AGAINST US. THE ROBOT UPRISING HAS BEGUN AND SET ITS SIGHTS ON EARTH’S LOBSTER POPULATION. THIS IS NOT A TEST. THIS IS NOT SOMETHING THAT WE’RE HERE TO PRACTICE. THIS IS NOT JUST A RUN-THROUGH AND THEN AFTERWARDS WE’RE ALL GOING TO GET TO STAND IN THE PARKING LOT FOR A WHILE AND TALK AND THEN WALK VERY SLOWLY BACK TO OUR OFFICES BECAUSE EVERY MOMENT AWAY FROM WORK IS PRECIOUS. THIS IS REAL! EARTH’S LOBSTERS ARE UNDER ROBOT ATTACK AND IF WE WISH TO SAVE THEM AND OURSELVES WE HAVE TO ACT SWIFTLY!

Whoops! My bad. The lobster’s got it under control. (Via SayOMG.)