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The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: The Soup Nazi Soup Truck

On the heels of Jerry Seinfeld premiering his new web series Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (in the first episode, Larry David eats a pancake!) comes another mildly confusing Seinfeld-spin-off that also involves vehicles: the Soup Nazi Food Truck. Wait, what? Apparently, there is a Soup Nazi themed food truck that will not only serve soup but also include the ACTUAL ACTOR, Larry Thomas, who REALLY PLAYED the Soup Nazi. Sure! No, of course! The truck also serves Junior Mints, black and white cookies, Twix, Snapple, and “muffin tops,” all of which are food references that may or may not have anything to do with each other and definitely combine to form a nightmare meal but that are from other episodes of that show from 900 years ago. Also the food is free? Why is it free? What is this? I’m so confused by this. The Soup Nazi food truck will be touring in the following cities:

7/23 – Albuquerque, NM
7/27 – Chicago, IL
7/30 – Philadelphia, PA
8/1 – New York, NY
8/3 – Boston, MA
8/6 – Baltimore, MD

One of these cities is not like the other cities! What is even going on here? WHAT DOES THE SOUP HAVE TO SAY ABOUT IT. You can caption this photo if you want, not that I even know how you would begin, or you can talk about other ancient TV shows that should have their own food trucks (M.A.S.H.E.D. Potato Truck!) or just do whatever you want, mommy needs to lie down. Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. SPECIAL PLACEMENT FOR YOU! Hahahahah. What even I don’t know. (Image via LaughingSquid.)