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“Mitt Romney, A Hero In My Mind”

Back in 2010, each and every one of our souls that saw the video had the saving grace of hearing The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse William Tapley’s “End of Times Anthem.” By now I hope that we’ve all gotten right with our Gods, because I’m pretty sure the rapture is ON DECK! (Though unfortunately I don’t believe it would have been possible for President Obama to have gotten right with our God because he is the leopard-king from the sea with wings or whatever and I think that must preclude mending that particular relationship.) (So sorry Obama!) Those of us who have not yet made sure their nude bodies were going to be raptured into Heaven, YOU STILL HAVE TIME! I think! William Tapley is back with a new hot jam to, as far as I can tell, let you know that you still have time to get raptured into Heaven as long as you vote for Mitt Romney. (Also the song is to provide a service to Mitt, after his “President Obama Singing Al Green” ad was taken off a YouTube for copyright infringement.) (Dual purpose.) (He can use this song now!)

One thing I know for sure is that if there is a Heaven, there is no way the totally nuts and definitely probably racist William Tapley is not going there. (Thanks for the tip, Mr. Plainview.)