The Worst Song Of The Summer, 2012

A lot of blogs will make up some fake sports bracket and try to “scientifically” determine what is the best summer jam of the whole summer, ending with a 30,000 word parody in the voice of the Da Vinci Code’s Robert Langdon analyzing the ancient symbology embedded in Carly Rae Jepsen lyrics. Oh blogs! You are the worst! But you are still better, every single one of you, even this blog, than the WORST summer song of 2012, “Six Pack” by Gifted But Twisted. It is so bad! The worst! Headphones UP:

See? Summer’s ruined now. Gifted but ruined. (Thanks for the tip, Graham.)