Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

  • Darren Aronofsky tweeted this photo from the set of Noah. Pretty cool, right! Look at that thing! Wood! Can’t wait! -DarrenAronofsky
  • Last night on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Paul Reubens (or maybe Jimmy Fallon AS Paul Reubens?) (tough to say) (tough to say because everyone is saying a different thing) overdubbed the Dark Knight Rises trailer as Pee Wee Heman, and it is very, very good. I don’t necessarily believe that watching any video is going to make anyone feel dramatically better than what they’re feeling currently, but maybe this one will help a little bit, if you’re feeling down. -LateNight
  • Hey, want to see something awful? OH, GOOD! Here is a video showing what the venom from this kind of snake does to blood. Don’t watch it if you don’t want to watch something terrifying and gross. -BlameItOn
  • Hey all you Dish guys out there, it looks like you’re going to be able to see the first episode of Breaking Bad after all! AMC is going to be streaming it on its site. Phew. PHEW. -Uproxx
  • Jason Biggs seems like a terrible person to have to be around. -FilmDrunk
  • Kristen Wiig is going around saying that she always knew she was going to leave SNL after 7 years, and it doesn’t have anything to do with her successful movie career. Why, though? Why, Kristen? Because of superstition? Because why? Are you lying to us? -HuffingtonPost
  • Tom Cruise is going to sue the National Enquirer. Sure. Probably everyone should? -Dlisted
  • HyperVocal has put together a list of their 20 best reoccurring jokes from Arrested Development. I have a reoccurring joke in my own life where I never know when anyone is quoting Arrested Development, even though I have seen every episode multiple times. Life! -HyperVocal