Conversation Starters For Your Barbecue

When you go to the barbecue tomorrow, you’re going to need something to talk about with all of your friends. Here are a few suggestions:

  • Did you read my tweet about Nora Ephron?
  • Who is the most fuckable guest in the Best Exotic Marigold Hotel?
  • Did the Engineers in Prometheus create us just to punch us in the face?
  • Are you excited for the Malcolm in the Middle crossover on season 2 of Girls when Shoshanna dates Dewey?
  • What did your mom have to say about Anderson Cooper?
  • Isn’t anyone worried about Tom Cruise and his feelings in all of this?
  • Did you buy the official 90 dollar white t-shirt on Goop, asshole?

Enjoy all of your sparkling conversations and ribs.