We Should Buy More Virgin Mobile, You Guys

Oh, Brad Pitt’s brother, Doug. You seem completely charming and pleasant! I don’t even know what Virgin Mobile is, and I don’t live in Australia, but I’m totally on board with buying a bunch of it probably because look how your pants are so plain and modest birdhouses and LOL the suburbs. You brush your teeth just like human beings do, it’s crazy! Virgin Mobile: Whatever It Is, Brad Pitt’s Brother Doug And The Quiet Death of the Middle Class, So Buy It. HI, MY NAME IS DOUG DRAPER. (Via Gawker.)