Lara Flynn Boyle’s Big Toe Seems Normal

Look, the human body comes in all shapes and sizes and far be it from us to get into body shaming or add our voice to the deafening and destructive chorus of modern celebrity culture’s shrieking insistence on unattainable ideals of physical perfection (the cover of this week’s Star magazine is yet another installment of “Stars Without Makeup,” and you don’t need to ask me how I know that but you do need to trust me that it’s true). But, hey, here’s a thought, how about no matter what your toes look like, I mean even if your toes are just these pristine, perfectly-proportioned, porcelain (or African American porcelain) works of ART, when you are going out in public, and especially if you are going to a gala event where there is a pretty good chance that your feet will be photographed, cover them shits up. I know it’s going to be hard for you to DENY THE WORLD YOUR GIFT, but it’s fun to have a couple of secrets. You beautiful pigs. (Via Matt Tobey.)