Q: Does Tom Cruise Get Nightingale Poo Facials?

Hey so, you know how Cindy Crawford sprays her face with milk, apparently? For a beauty treatment? And how Terri Hatcher “swears by a wine bath” apparently? For a beauty treatment? Because the stars truly carry all the definitely correct secrets of the universe? Well I don’t know about you, but I have ALWAYS wondered if Tom Cruise used, I don’t know, something like nightingale poo in his beauty regimen. You know? It’s like you look at him and you’re like, “That’s gotta be nightingale poo.” Right? Well, as it turns out, THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE! ABOUT THE POO! From the Huffington Post:

Made popular by Victoria Beckham, the bird poop facial now has a new fan — Tom Cruise. The actor reportedly indulges in the $180* a pop beauty regime composed of powdered nightingale droppings and other natural ingredients like rice bran.

“Tom doesn’t go in for Botox or surgery, but he does pay close attention to all the new and popular natural treatments,” an unnamed source told Now magazine. “He recently started experimenting with the nightingale poo facial.”

So I think we can say the answer is,

A: Yes, apparently.

Finally. Now we can ALL have his beautiful face skin, the #1 thing that Tom Cruise is known for. Just ask for the nightingale poo facial at your local spa of choice and tell them Victoria Beckham and Tom Cruise sent you. Leave your own poo beauty secrets in the comments just kidding please don’t!

*I would like to point out that $180 is NOT THAT MUCH for a celebrity beauty treatment. I know it’s not important. I KNOW. But if we’re going to say a celebrity “indulges” in a beauty treatment, that beauty treatment better cost AT LEAST close to $1000. A normal group of girls on a girls day spend $180 on a beauty treatment. C’mon. Who’s the reality checker over there? NO ONE? Let’s all get nightingale facials this weekend, ladies!