Whoever The Duggers Are Have Some Hot Summertime Tipz!

The Duggars, as far as I know, are a very large family with a television show. That is as much as I know about them, and I’m upset that I know even THAT much. So it comes as no surprise to me that I had no idea that they were also SUMMERTIME FUN EXPERTS! Did u guys kno about this? Here we all are, scanning the pages of Summer Vogue or whatever for our hott hott summer tips when we could’ve gotten it all right here, on this blog, from Mom Duggar. Take a look and get ready 4 some fun in the sun! From ONTD:

“[W]e don’t judge anyone that doesn’t have this perspective, but for us, we felt like we needed to be covered from our neck to below our knees mainly because God talks about the thigh being uncovered, and how that’s nakedness and shame,” she writes.

What she says next is sure to raise more than a few eyebrows: Their other motivation for covering up is to avoid “defrauding” others – in other words, encouraging lustful thoughts in passersby. “Now, granted there are a few people out there who could be stirred up by a cardboard box all the way from head to toe, but regardless we want to maintain modest dress,” says Michelle.

You won’t find the Duggars at the beach, either – and it’s not because they don’t like getting sand between their toes. No, the family avoids public beaches and pools to keep the Duggar men from catching an unwanted glimpse of women who, um, don’t feel spiritually called to hide their assets. “[I]t’s just too hard for the guys to try to keep their eyes averted in those situations,” says Michelle.

FEELIN’ HOTT HOTT HOTT! Stay cool this summer with this very cool way to live the one life you’re given on this Earth that will keep you cool in Real Heaven and out of the fiery pits of Real Hell, and serves the True Idea that women are the cause of all the sins in the world.