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Avastar: The Avatar Themed Night Club 4 Us

You know how nightclubs, no matter how many you go to, like, even if you go to a hundred, just never seem to hit the mark? Even if you go to a million, none of them feel like a place for YOU. Like, for instance, why do nightclubs almost never have nude paintings of Avatar characters on the wall? You know? It’s not like every nightclub has to have that, it’s just weird that you see it basically never. And, like, VERY RARELY do the bar countertops ever have an interactive display with lasers that reminds you of Avatar in a way that’s not totally explainable, but, like, you get it. Right? And they definitely never have optic fiber chandeliers, for an Avatar feel. You have to wonder, like — who are they even making these nightclubs for? Don’t they want customers? Or do they just want to be alone in their bullshit nightclub all the time by themselves because no one wants to go to it because it’s terrible and doesn’t appeal to anyone? Well, throw all those thoughts out the window and throw on some blue face paint or whatever and check out AVASTAR!


So, to recap, this nightclub has:

  • Flame throwers
  • Over 8 laser lights
  • Moving headlights
  • LED shows
  • Confetti machines
  • Fogger machines
  • Optic fiber chandeliers
  • Everything
  • Ladies have to be nice to you if you bring them an Avastar Cocktail
  • Smoking area
  • Nonsmoking area
  • DJs with nicknames
  • Interactive bar counters
  • Counters with lasers
  • International DJs
  • International celebrity guests (on a monthly basis)
  • No 21 or 22 year old dudes

WHY AREN’T YOU THERE YET YOU IDIOT I’LL MEET YOU THERE, BRING YOUR AVATAR COSTUME! (Thanks for the tip, Steve!)