Chinese News Confuses Sex Toy For Mushroom

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, guyyyyyyyyyyyyyyys? You know, there are obvious things that are “funny” about this video, but if that really was a mushroom instead of a rubber vagina I would still think it was weird that they put it in a tub of water and had everyone in town come over to poke it with their fingers. And then that story made the nightly news. “Did you hear about the mushroom they found? You know, on the news?!” The sex part is actually kind of the least of it. People have sex with stuff and bury it in the woods all the time. Snooze. (Via Reddit.)