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Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the 100 Years Of Paramount Caption Contest, and the Editor’s and Associate Editor’s Choice.

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5 straightman | Jun 12th Score:46

“They told me if I posed for this picture I could use the sink to bathe”

Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: 100 Years Of Paramount
#4 Funtastik | Jun 8th Score:47

Protective glass isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

Posted in: Sometimes The Worst Thing That Could Ever Happen DOES Happen
#3 king curtis | Jun 11th Score:48
Posted in: Mad Men: Season 5 Finale
#2 neverabadidea | Jun 14th Score:50

New York’s hottest nightclub is Drowning, where you’re only given an hour’s worth of oxygen and poisonous jellyfish swim next to you.

Posted in: See You Guys Later, At The Underwater Nightclub!
#1 Frank Lloyd Wrong | Jun 11th Score:53

This was a great shot:

But then I was waiting for the building in front of them to crumble to The Pixies’ “Where Is My Mind.”

Posted in: Mad Men: Season 5 Finale

[Assoc. Ed. Note: I feel like I should mention that Frank Lloyd Wrong’s Peggy Window GIF was actually rated higher than this #1 Frank Lloyd Wrong comment, but, even though that was a very good GIF, we all know the rule about GIFs. And what do you want, Frank Lloyd Wrong? TWO #1s? Give us all a break. Congratulations first, of course, but then second: give us a break. Also congratulations to everyone else! Yay! Weekend!]

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

#1

Alex Lane | Jun 13th Score:-44
this series is probably the most irritating thing on videogum, its like they’re trying to out quirk each other, not funny.
Posted in: A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Mark Wahlberg Is Going Back To High School

[Ed. Note: Perhaps we might be able to interest you in one of the HUNDREDS OF OTHER POSTS WE PUT UP EVERY WEEK. If you know that you don’t like it, just don’t read it. Unless someone has a gun to your head in which case I’m so sorry someone has a gun to your head and for what?! To read a blog post? The world is insane!]

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

[Ed. Note: Congratulations, Patrick M! You earned it.]

This Week’s Associate Editor’s Choice

hotspur | Jun 13th Score:14

I’m not sure that’s a Labyrinth-themed wedding. I think that is a Poison-themed wedding, which would make him CC DeVille, not David Bowie, and she’s Rikki Rockett. Some internet prankster has paired them with a scene from a totally unrelated movie just to make them look foolish. You could do this with any wedding photo, really, to make any couple look foolish.

Posted in: A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Mark Wahlberg Is Going Back To High School

[Assoc. Ed. Note: “You could do this with any wedding photo, really, to make any couple look foolish,” is just one of the funniest things I’ve read ANYWHERE all week. Great job, hotspur. I’ve sent to multiple people and made them read it. “Look at how funny this comment is,” is what I’d say to preface it.]

This Week’s Editor’s Choice

gorgy | Jun 13th Score:26

There are now more vampires on TV than all other minorities combined

Posted in: How Pumped Is Everyone For The Munsters Remake?
heimaey | Jun 12th Score:4

How nice for them that they can be legally married in all 50 states.

Posted in: OK, Jurassic Park Wedding Proposal, You Got Me

[Ed. Note: This week we have TWO editor’s choice winners because they’re both great. Got a couple of cultural commentary sharp-shooters on our hands LOOKOUT! But seriously, guys, there are too many vampires on TV and it is ridiculous that everyone can’t be married. Sometimes you gotta just face the facts. LOL?]