This Kid Has Boogers

When life gives you boogers, make cereal filled with boogers. And then say “I have boogers.” It’s not like you’re going to get away with lying about it. We all know you have boogers, just be honest. “I don’t have boogers.” Yeah, right! Then what are those two Prometheus space snakes hanging from your nose? Just lean into it. Everybody boogers. (Via ViralVideos.)