The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: 100 Years Of Paramount

To celebrate 100 years of stuff, Paramount got 116 people together, which doesn’t really seem to make that much sense, like you just HAD to include Johnny Noxville apparently, but it’s their party so just be happy for them, for a big group photo. Aww! Everyone looks like they’re having a great time. Ed Harris is thrilled to be a part of it! On the one hand, it’s impressive that they got so many celebs in one place at one time and on the other hand it’s so unusual to have so many celebs in one place at one time that it looks fake. If Lee Harvey Oswald had really showed up for this photo then how come his shadow is whatever? In any case, this week we’re going to do things a little differently. There can only be one caption comment per person in the photo. (If we get through all 116 people then you can start over again, BUT NOT UNTIL THEN BECAUSE MOM SAYS.) Click the photo to enlarge or visit Vanity Fair for a flashy version. Read other people’s comments first to make sure you’re not doubling up. WE DON’T NEED TWO DIFFERENT JOKES ABOUT WHAT JULIANNE HOUGH IS SAYING. Comment early to poke fun at your fave celebs!

Winner will receive special mention in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. THE COMMENT STAYS IN THE PICTURE!