Monsters Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

Frankly, there are too many podcasts. THERE, I SAID IT. Seriously with all the podcasts? You can buy them off of the in-flight menu on Virgin airplanes to Los Angeles and when you touch down your available on iTunes. It’s too much! But I will point out, because I thought I was going to a baseball game tomorrow but I’m not, I’m going next Saturday, so I have a lot more spare time than I thought I was going to have this weekend, and if you are in a similar situation then I would want someone like me to tell…me that you should listen to this episode of Pete Holmes interviewing Chelsea Peretti on his podcast, You Made It Weird. It’s just the funniest thing. (This week’s episode features Jenny Slate, if you REALLY don’t have plans.) See you next week at the ballpark!

After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the Betty White And Wax Sculpture Betty White Caption Contest, and the Editor’s and Associate Editor’s Choice.

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5 stu | Jun 4th Score:64

OR an endless slow-mo loop of him KOing Pete as “I Will Remember You” plays in the background.

Posted in: Mad Men: Everybody Hurts
#4 badideajeans | Jun 5th Score:70

If you are going to attend a rap music concert this summer, I highly suggest watching from backstage. Whenever I visit my dear friend Jay-Z on tour, usually in Paris or Barcelona, I make sure the green room is fitted with organic vegetables and local, artesianal cheeses. I tend to bring my own wine to the rap music concerts because sometimes it is rather difficult to get the right burgandy or sauvignon blanc if the venue’s sommelier has the day off. To save time, I often keep all of my rap music concert accoutrements in a hand-woven basket I picked up while visiting a craft fair in Tuscany. Uh oh, it’s my time to feed Blue Ivy her bottle of unicorn’s blood. Enjoy the show!

Posted in: In Defense Of Gwyneth Paltrow
#3 Van Oben | Jun 4th Score:70

Jaquen’s facechange trick blew my mind. Didn’t see that coming.

Posted in: Game Of Thrones Season 2 Finale Open Thread
#2 Steve Winwood | Jun 4th Score:78

I think we were to busy being distracted by Layne Price’s DIE job (ahhhh?)

Posted in: Mad Men: Everybody Hurts

[Assoc. Ed. Note: Great job, Frank Lloyd Wrong! You really did it. Words into action. Ideas into art. GIFs into GIFs with audio. Congratulations on your first place win; you deserve it. (Also congratulations to stu.) (Great job, stu!) (Also congratulations to everyone else!) (Have a good weekend you all deserve it!)]

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment


Justin Finnegan | Jun 4th Score:-28
I watch, read and consume a lot of wacky, wacky shit, but I generally draw the line at fantasy. Anyway, I keep waiting to dip my toe into the Game of Thrones pool, based on all of the buzz. However, that banner pic basically confirms my worst fears.
Posted in: Game Of Thrones Season 2 Finale Open Thread

[Ed. Note: FUCK YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT! Jkjkjkjkjkj. I am kidding! (Good one!) But you should watch Game of Thrones, it’s really good!]

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

[Ed. Note: Congratulations, KajusX & Chainsaws! You earned it.]

This Week’s Associate Editor’s Choice

  old man fatima | Jun 6th Score:17

So my roommate is all moved out and I was pleased as punch until this very moment because we used to read the friendly chats as a dialgoue where he was Gabe and I was Kelly and when I read this it made me laugh out loud and I had to call him on the phone on his new apartment so we could read it together.

Posted in: A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Mark-Paul Gosselar Says Saved By The Bell Is “Not A Great Show”


This Week’s Editor’s Choice

Frank Lloyd Wrong | Jun 7th Score:7

OK, I’ve been trying to cobble a Marilyn Horne/Marilyn Manson joke for the past 15 minutes, but it’s not working and I’m not sure too many people even know who Marilyn Horne is to make it work, so I feel like its a fool’s errand. I feel like I’ve lost the Kathleen Battle.

Posted in: Our Dreams Are So Small

[Ed. Note: This one just gets an A for Affort. Hang in there, buddy. You’ll figure it out!]