Some Days You Just Need To Watch A Video Like This

I’m sure she’s fine! Listen, I’m sure she’s fine. Kids bounce back. Touch the stove once and then you never touch the stove again. You know? You know what they say. Smoke the whole pack of cigarettes and then never want to have a cigarette again. You have to fall (off of your rocking horse while your parents are filming you even though they’re out of the room for some reason, to the delight of thousands of strangers) to fly. I’m sure she’s fine! She’s fine. She’s great. (Via TastefullyOffensive.)