Two Men Shot In Fight Over Kool Aid

It’s a good thing the “journalists” went around the neighborhood and asked people what Kool Aid brings to mind. That alone should earn them the Pulitzer, but if it doesn’t, I’m sure the randomly inserted clip of Ice Cube rapping cut haphazardly into an archival Kool Aid commercial will clinch the award. This is just a good piece of work all around. What up, Detroit! As someone who has spent a fair amount of time in Detroit, I know that it’s a big and complicated city and that it’s not ALL gun battles over who makes the best Kool Aid (which, wait, there are different ways to make Kool Aid?! That will teach me for bringing a prepackaged recipe to a gun fight). They also have a sushi restaurant with a nightclub in the basement! And a casino! But on the other hand, as someone who has spent a fair amount of Detroit, it’s kind of like how no one was surprised that when some dude ate another dude’s face in broad daylight that it happened in Florida. You know? Everything in its place. (Thanks for the tip, again, Chris Trash.)