This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys

I’m not going to beat around the bush with you guys, the big trailer this week is for Les Miserables, which is like saying the only thing we have to drink is sparkling red wine. You might love sparkling red wine, in which case you’re in luck, because there’s tons of it. But you might hate sparkling red wine, in which case I’m not sure the trailer about Bruce Willis being some kind of gambling entrepreneur but also a romantic comedy dad is going to do it for you. There is a good trailer for a new documentary that looks great, though. Oh! Wait! Nevermind! I forgot: there’s the new trailer for the Dame Jeremy Renner Jason Bourne. Something for everyone. You’ll be fine. Enjoy!

Les Misérables

Javert hits women. Not interested.

Bourne Legacy

There is seriously nothing to even say about this. It’s already the best.


There are at least 60 years of movies about consumerism as narcotizing mind control, so you can throw this one on the pile in terms of anyone having anything of any real value to say on the subject, probably. We get it! We like to buy stuff so that we forget about dying for three seconds! But it looks kind of fun. My favorite part, though, is Yepple. Good satire. Yepple. Oh wait, no, my favorite part is that the mind control aliens still use Photoshop.

Lay the Favorite

No, totally! This for sure looks like a real movie and this trailer makes sense. WHAT ON EARTH? When was this made? It looks like they scrapped together discarded footage from Ruthless People (1986) and then ran it through the Get Shorty (1995) filter. Let’s see it! It looks completely bonkers!

Holy Motors

Haha. Whatever, France.

The Apparition

Mind ghosts hit women. Not interested.

The Imposter

This looks very very great. Do you know about this story? I have heard about this story before, I don’t remember, probably on a podcast LOL, but this story is bonkers and this movie looks so well done and spooky and good!