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None Of Rihanna’s Lines Of Dialogue From Battleship

Yesterday, Vulture compiled a list of every single line of dialogue that Rihanna said in the #1 movie in America, The Battleship. This is a list of none of the lines of dialogue that Rihanna said in the #1 movie in America, The Battleship. She didn’t say any of these!

  • “Boy, I sure do work on this Battleship.”
  • “BATTLESHIP!”
  • “Oh na-na, battleship.”
  • “You da one that is an aliens.”
  • “It’s not a tumor.”
  • “A woman should never accept domestic abuse, and despite the complicated psychological makeup of many domestic abuse victims, we as women need to work harder to break those patterns and seek help when we fail to break them but never, ever forgive the abuser or return to their cycle of violence and apologies even just as a guest vocalist on a single.”
  • “I have a very special set of skills. A set of skills that makes me a nightmare to aliens like you. That’s how I got my job on this battleship!”
  • “I’ll have what aliens are having.”
  • “THIS. IS. BATTLESHIP.”
  • “We’re gonna need a bigger battleship.”
  • “Thank you, Mr. President, but the American people are the true Medals of Honor.”
  • “Don’t look at my iPod, it’s nothing but Sixpence None the Wiser and that song about walking 5,000 miles.”
  • “If two people love each other they should have the right to be married just like anyone else.”
  • “Kony 2012.”
  • “Who’s your favorite character on Game of Thrones? I like Cersei!”
  • “Yippee Ki-Yay, motherbattleship.”

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