Harry Potter Turns Into Hunger Games For Owls
I'll give you all a moment for the inevitable applause break following that Pulitzer Prize nominated headline before we get into the story. [Applause Break. Shouts of "Goooood headline!" ring out.] OK! Let's get to it. A bunch of stupid fucking kids told their annoying parents to buy them owls because they saw that Harry Potter had an owl and ...
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