The Commencement Address Dream List
It's everyone's favorite time of the year: commencement address season! "I pushed you off a cliff because I'm kind of a dick about stuff, but then you flew, so it worked out OK phew that was close! Good luck finding a job in THIS ECONOMY!" Rousing stuff. Liquid inspiration. There are literally 150,000,000 colleges in this country, all of them ...
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