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The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos

Unfortunately, Gabe isn’t around right now to have a Friendly Chat with me, even though it is our Wednesday end-of-day tradition. Believe me, no one is more disappointed than I am. I wonder how he’s doing? I wonder if he wonders how I’M doing! I wonder if we’re both fine? Friendly Chats will resume next week, but today we’re going to leave our offices/bedrooms high on the ANIMAL VIDEO COUNTDOWN! Wooooo! AN-I-MAL! VID-E-OS! AN-I-MAL! VID-E-OS! But for all of you who are desperate for a taste of Gabe/Kelly chat, I’ve written a short fake one to get you through the evening. Here it is:

Kelly: Hi Gabe! How are you?
Gabe: YOU’RE FIRED.

And now for the animal videos!


10. Kitten Wants To Save Its Friend

9. Cat Rides A Horse

8. Cat Is Possessed

7. Cat Eats A Watermelon

6. Baby Squirrel Massage

5. Puppies With A Longboard

4. Monkeys Want Tourists’ Bags

3. Puppy Gets Its Head Stuck In A Box

2. Pandas On A Slide

1. Little Girl Takes Dog For A Walk

OH MY GOODNESS LITTLE GIRL TAKES DOG FOR A WALK. Not only is that the number one video for this week, but it is also one of the number one videos for my whole life. When she pets it at the end while it continues walking on two legs? Give me a break. Just the best. Pandas on a slide are obviously a delight. What a bunch of fat dummies. Puppy with its head stuck in a box is just a classic, as is the dog/longboard video. And monkeys are always wonderful to watch, especially when they are causing a ruckus. Just a great batch of videos today. Happy to end the day with them. Lovely. Congratulations to everyone involved.