Genius Child Abandons Idiot Family In Face Of Dinosaur Threat

I’m not really sure what the point of this video is other than to demonstrate the complete lack of a genetic relationship for Zack’s superior instincts and survival intelligence. I’m sure his clearly very stupid parents filmed this on their Palm Pre’s thinking it was just darned cute and can you even believe how funny it is that little Zack got so scared. Uh, guess what you fucking dolts, THERE IS A DINOSAUR IN THE GODDAMNED WOODS. Zack assessed the situation, determined there was a threat, reacted accordingly, and spread the warning in an attempt to save his fellow human beings. These thickskulls just stood around giggling and saying “come back.” Come back to what? HEAVEN? Keep running Zack. The danger is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNN! (Via BlameItOnTheVoices.)